Sired under the waning Dalkarian moon on the Planet Altarison. Reared by the Duradrian warrior tribe, wielding the Hammer of Khoravrim I have slain beasts in the great depths of the Northern seas, within the mountains of the Khuruktai, felled demons from… holy crap I used to be better at this.
I once tried to write a fantasy book a few years back and I learned two things: 100 pages is a lot, I got to about page 4 before getting lazy and giving up, and trying to tell a story from scratch and making it up as you go along doesn’t work.
